It's election year and we've all heard way too many politicians shamelessly plugging themselves and all they can "do" for us. They make a lot of promises they can't keep and few people benefit in the end. I've jotted down some ideas that I think everyone could enjoy. Read on and you'll see why. :)
- "Turn Signals for Dummies"
Come on, I can't be the only one who gets frustrated with those negligent turds. Really, how much effort does it take to flip on a turn signal?! If you have the energy to turn the car on you can use a turn signal, I promise. Granted, writing and publishing "Turn Signals for Dummies" might not make a huge difference, but at least it would make me feel better.
- Food-Scented Perfume
Think about it, ladies. Men are powerless to the smell of food. You could walk into a club toothless and wearing sweats but if you smell like pepperoni pizza you are FINE.
- A 24-hour Krispy Kreme operated by Chippendales
Do I really have to justify this one? Didn't think so. :)