Monday, July 30, 2012

Hollywood Hypotheticals

What's up, my homies?

So last night I was thinking about Mr. T before I went to sleep...which actually happens more often than you might think.  Anyhoo, it's a huge trend for stars to show up as guests or guest judges on reality shows these days so I've taken a minute to jot down some TV show/celebrity matches that you might like. :)
  1. Kim Kardashian on "America's Got Talent"
    Anyone catch the irony there?
  2. Snooki on "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
    Never mind, I can save us all a bunch of time right here and now.  NO.
  3. Dolly Parton and Donald Trump on "Hair Battle Spectacular"
    Do I really have to justify this one?
  4. Mr. T as a guest judge on "Project Runway"
    You have NO idea how much money I would pay to hear him say, "I pity the fool who would wear that dress to a cocktail party!"
Don't worry, I plan to stick to the non-profit side of public relations and don't have any plans to become anyone's agent. ;)


Saturday, July 28, 2012

Sassy McHappypants LIVE!

Hey there buddies!

It's the moment we've all been waiting live show!  Come out and see me tonight at Olde Hickory Taproom in Hickory, NC.  A band will be performing at 9:00, so it's likely that I'll go on around 10:00 or a little after.  There's no cover to get in, but the venue requires that everyone be 21+.

Come on out, I promise I'll make it worth your while! :)