One of my favorite quotes is "Blessed are those who laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused." I've jotted down some of the silliest things I ever did in hopes of amusing not only myself, but you also.
- Volunteering to do an Interpretive Dance at a Bible Study
Sadly, those folks did not share my sense of humor. I like to think it was their loss. :)
- Yelling Awkward Things at Work
Note to self: If you shout "I need some change in my drawers!" no one will realize you are talking about cash registers.
- Pepper-Spraying Myself on the Way to Church
Yep, it was an accident. No, I didn't show up at church that day. Also, people need to stop suggesting that I get a concealed carry permit. If I owned a gun, I would have no toes.
Based on the above evidence, I have a feeling I'll keep myself amused for quite a while. :)