Wednesday, March 21, 2012

When I Run the World

Hello pals,

Spending part of the day with some poor decision-makers led me to think about how things will change when I take over the world.  Allow me to give you a taste of Lainitopia. :)
  1. Any individual who does not have a legitimate illness but parks in a handicap parking spot will be tased immediately.  No exceptions. 
  2. In an effort to aid China regarding their shortage of young females, the United States would send the Chinese government the entire Kardashian family ASAP.
  3. "General Jackassery" would be outlawed, which would in turn rid us of 99.99% of our current politicians.  Nothing like starting with a clean slate!
There, doesn't that sound like a nice "change"?  :)


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