Spending part of the day with some poor decision-makers led me to think about how things will change when I take over the world. Allow me to give you a taste of Lainitopia. :)
- Any individual who does not have a legitimate illness but parks in a handicap parking spot will be tased immediately. No exceptions.
- In an effort to aid China regarding their shortage of young females, the United States would send the Chinese government the entire Kardashian family ASAP.
- "General Jackassery" would be outlawed, which would in turn rid us of 99.99% of our current politicians. Nothing like starting with a clean slate!
There, doesn't that sound like a nice "change"? :)