I've had an on-again, off-again romance with caffeine and have decided to call it quits for good based on the following reasons:
- I thought about running up my street screaming "I've Got You, Babe" by Sonny and Cher. And then I did it.
- I opened my mouth to say "good morning" to a friend but it came out, "DANG, YOUR BUTT LOOKS GREAT IN KHAKIS!"
- As I was driving into town for caffeine, I turned on the Bourne Supremacy soundtrack and pretended I was a secret agent in search of caffeine. And that's when I realized I should never, ever have caffeine again.
And so it is with much sadness that I bid caffeine goodbye (again). We'll see how long it lasts this time, but I do think that cutting it out will save me some money and help me retain some kind of reputation. There's really NO telling what would happen if I drank coffee on a regular basis...and perhaps it should remain that way. :)