Thursday, May 10, 2012

Signs I Need to Kiss Caffeine Goodbye

Hiya friends!

I've had an on-again, off-again romance with caffeine and have decided to call it quits for good based on the following reasons:

  • I thought about running up my street screaming "I've Got You, Babe" by Sonny and Cher.  And then I did it.
  • I opened my mouth to say "good morning" to a friend but it came out, "DANG, YOUR BUTT LOOKS GREAT IN KHAKIS!"
  • As I was driving into town for caffeine, I turned on the Bourne Supremacy soundtrack and pretended I was a secret agent in search of caffeine.  And that's when I realized I should never, ever have caffeine again.
And so it is with much sadness that I bid caffeine goodbye (again).  We'll see how long it lasts this time, but I do think that cutting it out will save me some money and help me retain some kind of reputation.  There's really NO telling what would happen if I drank coffee on a regular basis...and perhaps it should remain that way. :)



  1. Remember Starbucks in Oxford, OH? Wasn't that your first latte?

    1. I believe it was a white chocolate mocha and yes, that was my first Starbucks! My town just got our first Starbucks so I guess we're officially on the map. :)